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Every guys reaction at the stall

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"I just read it for the articles."

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Sloth Mural

Lean wit it, rest wit it.

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If People Talked About Seinfeld Like They Talk About Girls [Click for more]

Do you watch Seinfeld? Do you like it? REALLY?! Ugh, I mean it’s fine, I guess, I just think it has A LOT of problems.

The whole thing just seems SO self-indulgent. Seinfeld stars a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld who plays a comedian named Jerry. Wow. Really, Jerry? He also created the show and writes it. It’s like he can’t give up control of anything.

Sometimes it seems like he’s just using this show as an excuse to play out his fantasies, y’know? Every show opens with him performing stand-up to a great crowd that loves every one of his jokes. And he’s constantly having sex with these beautiful women. Like, WAY too beautiful for a schlubby guy like Jerry. Even George, who’s like short and fat, and Kramer, who’s just kind of gross, both also have sex with these beautiful women. It’s like, yeah, okay, Jerry. I guess enjoy the dream while you can.

He really seems to think he’s funny. Do you think he’s funny? I don’t think he’s funny. Like, the critics say it’s a funny show, but the comedy is kind of weird. And nothing ever HAPPENS. It’s just these privileged white people (and I mean, they’re ALL white) living their lives in New York. The only non-white characters are wacky immigrant cab drivers and soup vendors. Oh, hilarious: they can’t speak English well — what’s so groundbreaking about that? Continue

Never watched “Girls” but this pretty much sums up how I felt about Seinfeld, so now I don’t have to bother with Girls…and yes that was a double entendre…

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Ad Convinces You Being a Bus Driver is the Best Thing Ever

Plus everyday you have the privilege of interacting with charming, friendly customers!

why am I in grad school?

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Dirty Toast

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Toaster: “I want you inside of me”

Bread: “That makes me hot!”

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Gotta love Jean-Luc! 

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Cat Looks Like He Has Giant Boner, Just Tail

Is that just the angle of your tail or are you happy to see me? Oh, the former? Makes sense.

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